How To Put On Socks

How to Put On Socks (Beginner Tutorial)

  1. Locate one (1) foot. If you have two, congratulations—you can repeat the process.
  2. Identify the mysterious fabric tube. This is your sock, not a tiny sleeping bag.
  3. Find the opening. Resist the urge to force your heel through the toe hole.
  4. Gently insert toes first. Advanced users may continue until the entire foot disappears.
  5. Pull upward until the sock reaches its natural habitat. If it's on your hand, you've skipped a step.
  6. Repeat for the other foot if you're feeling ambitious.

Pro Tip: If you accidentally put both socks on the same foot, you've invented a mitten.